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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:55:27 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Blog</title><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:53:48 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>New stuff on the website!</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:51:59 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2010/3/1/new-stuff-on-the-website.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:6879552</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Yay!&nbsp; New stuff is appearing on Utah Caffeine!&nbsp; Looking for the radio show notes?&nbsp; Click on the Radio Show tab.&nbsp; Looking for the running stuff?&nbsp; You guessed it- click on the running tab.&nbsp; But wait, there's more.</p>
<p>Check back soon for comedy, music, and who knows what else?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6879552.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How YOUR Legislature works...</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:22:58 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2010/2/5/how-your-legislature-works.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:6576074</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/">City Weekly</a> writer Josh Loftin wrote a fantastic piece the other day called <a href="http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/blog-3091-cow-farts-create-hot-%28legislative%29-air.html">Cow Farts Create Hot (Legislative) Air</a>.&nbsp; It is a must read for anyone who wants to know why they should care what local government is up to.</p>
<p>Not only does Josh point out that our government officials are wasting time on (non)topics like taxing cow farts, he also highlights the fact that the (non)topic is for a (non)action- resolutions.&nbsp; Or maybe they should be called resolutions*, since they don't actually resolve anything.</p>
<p>But its easy to say our local politicians waste their(our) time with foolishness, Josh actually shows us how, with time updates and talking point highlights.&nbsp; So read the article.&nbsp; If it doesn't piss you off, read it again.&nbsp; Its not satire my friend.&nbsp; Read it again.</p>
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<div><strong>OCTOBER 9TH</strong></div>
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<div>Join UtahFM for a very special Indie Disco at W Lounge, Friday&nbsp;October 9th, featuring UtahFM's own DJ Flux and visuals provided by local artists. $5, free before 11.&nbsp; In addition,&nbsp;showcase your video/film/photos at the UtahFM event as part of Indie Disco on October 9th at W Lounge. For more info or to submit your works please contact <a href="mailto:snelson@utahfm.org" target="_blank">snelson@utahfm.org</a>.</div>
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<div><strong>OCTOBER 11TH</strong></div>
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<div>Join Utah Free Media in a LIVE broadcast event of Salt Lake's premiere local comedy group as UtahFM and Twilite Comedy present Sunday Night at Mo's.&nbsp; Come down and be a part of the live audience, or tune in to hear Utah's only live, local and completely uncensored comedy show.&nbsp; $ 5 cover for this event with doors open at 10 pm for a 10:30 pm show at Mo's located at&nbsp;358 S. West Temple.&nbsp; For more info please email <a href="mailto:programming@utahfm.org" target="_blank">programming@utahfm.org</a>.</div>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-5330044.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Protect Health Insurancd Companies</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:49:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/9/22/protect-health-insurancd-companies.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:5267837</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><object width="384" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_041b5acaf5"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=041b5acaf5" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed width="384" height="256" flashvars="key=041b5acaf5" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_041b5acaf5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:384px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/041b5acaf5/protect-insurance-companies-psa" title="from FOD Team, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Donald Faison, Linda Cardellini, Masi Oka, Ben Garant, Jordana Spiro, lauren, Drew, and chad_carter">Protect Insurance Companies PSA</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/will_ferrell">Will Ferrell</a></div></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-5267837.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Grandpa takes out bank robber,</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:09:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/9/21/grandpa-takes-out-bank-robber.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:5257341</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>and Grandma kicks him!</p>
<p>&nbsp;<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-OKozYtzkYQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-OKozYtzkYQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="285"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-5257341.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How do I get into stand up comedy?</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:34:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/8/31/how-do-i-get-into-stand-up-comedy.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:5049113</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>In preparing for one of my shows, I found <a href="http://www.nerdist.com/2009/08/bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy/">this post</a> by Chris Hardwick, aka the Nerdist.&nbsp; It was truely inspring to me so I wanted to park the link somewhere more permanent.&nbsp; Bill Hicks is my all time favorite comedian of all time in all of all time-yness.&nbsp; And his words couldn't be truer.&nbsp; Thanks Chris, for the post, and the reminder from Bill.&nbsp; If you haven't already,<a href="http://www.nerdist.com/2009/08/bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy/"> click me!</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-5049113.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>-</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:57:05 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/6/22/while-browsing-at-barnes-and-noble-today-i-came-across-a.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:4408081</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>While browsing at Barnes and Noble today, I came across a section titled "Religious Fiction".&nbsp; Hmm.&nbsp; Isn't that a little like saying "Cordless Cell Phones:?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4408081.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Something I can't say without laughing...</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:03:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/6/17/something-i-cant-say-without-laughing.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:4358570</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>"I don't generalize, but everyone who drives a Cadillac is an asshole."</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4358570.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>billboard logic</title><dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:12:18 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/2009/6/16/billboard-logic.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">369082:3967298:4349180</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>The billboard from a local bank reads "We haven't forgotten that trust must be earned."&nbsp; Hmmm.&nbsp; Do they think we have forgotten billboards are full of bull shit?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.utahcaffeine.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-4349180.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>